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Attack of the 50-Ft. Half-Klingon by Odon

Rating: R (Reviews - 0)
Summary:

Tom Paris faces the wrath of a giant B'Elanna Torres.


Category: Paris/Other Female Fanfiction | Genres: Humor
Warnings: Violence
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: Yes | Word Count: 1914 | Read: 1312

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Published: 15/02/11 | Last Updated: 15/02/11


The Irish Sex Fairy by Mandy

Rating: PG-13 to R (Reviews - 1)
Summary: The Irish Sex Fairy found its way into my inbox. It promises bad things if the email is not forwarded. Not wanting to risk bad things happening to my sex life, and also not wanting to fill up my friends' inboxes with spam, I passed it onto Voyager instead and this is the result. There are lots of different pairings, not all of them involving Tom, but at least one is C/P, hence I'm putting them in this category. All are individual stories and do not need to be read in any particular order unless otherwise stated.
Category: Chakotay/Paris Fanfiction | Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 10 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: No | Word Count: 18170 | Read: 27726

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Published: 20/05/08 | Last Updated: 15/11/10


Love Hurts by KarenS

Rating: R to NC-17 (Reviews - 1)
Summary:

There are those that believe that Tom and Chakotay are destined to be together.  This is a tale of how that came to be.  AU... Parody... Temporary insanity...  Call it what you want.


Category: Chakotay/Paris Fanfiction | Genres: A/U, Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: Yes | Word Count: 13904 | Read: 3058

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Published: 18/04/10 | Last Updated: 18/04/10


Cocktail Hour at Sandrine's by Darksusie

Rating: NC-17 (Reviews - 3)
Summary:

Warning:      Bad language and corny descriptions of genitalia

 

Summary:   31 drabbles for March and have little to do with Sandrine’s or Cocktails though the names might give a hint to what the drabble is about.

 

 


Category: SLASH Fanfiction Section | Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 34 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: No | Word Count: 3504 | Read: 59062

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Published: 01/03/10 | Last Updated: 28/03/10


Pass the Penis by EightOfNine

Rating: PG-13 to R (Reviews - 0)
Summary:

A StarFleet Academy game is reinvented on Voyager. But is everyone playing along?


Category: Paris/Harry Fanfiction | Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: Yes | Word Count: 2702 | Read: 1413

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Published: 06/03/10 | Last Updated: 06/03/10


Four's Company by EightOfNine

Rating: R (Reviews - 2)
Summary:

 

Tom, Harry and Chakotay are in their quarters having dinner and arguing over who has to perform a necessary domestic chore…

 


Category: Threesomes, Chakotay/Paris Fanfiction | Genres: Humor
Warnings: MPREG
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: Yes | Word Count: 2421 | Read: 1856

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Published: 22/02/10 | Last Updated: 22/02/10


Ritual Participation by Mandy

Rating: PG (Reviews - 0)
Summary:

Someone has decked Voyager's halls with mistletoe. The crew don't mind at all as they participate in the old-fashioned ritual with impunity.

Contains kissing between m/f, m/m and f/f couples.


Category: SLASH Fanfiction Section | Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: Yes | Word Count: 2738 | Read: 1148

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Published: 26/12/09 | Last Updated: 26/12/09


Strangely New by Jensen

Rating: G (Reviews - 0)
Summary: Tom has lost his memory so Harry and Janeway refamiliarise him with Voyager, hoping for his memories to return.
Category: Janeway/Paris Fanfiction | Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 2 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: No | Word Count: 4338 | Read: 3416

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Published: 22/10/08 | Last Updated: 22/10/08


Fine Specimens by Mandy

Rating: R (Reviews - 0)
Summary: Written for Darksusie and inspired by her story 'Love is For Losers', in particular Chapter 13. It seems all the best slaves are washed, perfumed and oiled before use. What happens when one slave has a hairy torso? It's not so easy to oil...
Category: Chakotay/Paris Fanfiction | Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: Yes | Word Count: 6868 | Read: 1836

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Published: 29/09/08 | Last Updated: 29/09/08


As the Herb Turns by Mandy

Rating: PG-13 to R (Reviews - 0)
Summary: Odon
Category: Janeway/Paris Fanfiction | Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: Yes | Word Count: 7356 | Read: 1666

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Published: 15/11/07 | Last Updated: 15/11/07


Holo-Santa by Diane Klepper

Rating: PG (Reviews - 1)
Summary: The Paris family spend Christmas Eve on Earth. Christmas challenge story.
Category: TOM PARIS Fanfiction Section | Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: No | Word Count: 1444 | Read: 1292

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Published: 22/12/06 | Last Updated: 22/12/06


A Perfect Fit by Darksusie

Rating: NC-17 (Reviews - 0)
Summary: Written for Chakotayfest 5 year anniversary. Tom breaks the Warp 10 barrier
Category: Chakotay/Paris Fanfiction | Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: Yes | Word Count: 4095 | Read: 3003

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Published: 03/11/06 | Last Updated: 03/11/06


Holographic babysitter by Diane Klepper

Rating: PG (Reviews - 0)
Summary: The Paris's find an interesting solution for their babysitting problem.
Category: TOM PARIS Fanfiction Section | Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: No | Word Count: 1791 | Read: 1425

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Published: 08/05/06 | Last Updated: 08/05/06


Fluff and Nonsense: or Lieutenant Nicoletti and the Bunnies' Tales by Mandy

Rating: PG-13 (Reviews - 0)
Summary: It's not an Easter tale but there are plenty of rabbits on this planet. Mostly concerned with C/P, but a few other pairings are mentioned.
Category: Chakotay/Paris Fanfiction | Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: Yes | Word Count: 2282 | Read: 1546

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Published: 07/04/06 | Last Updated: 07/04/06


Delta Diaries - the later years by Darksusie

Rating: NC-17 (Reviews - 0)
Summary: A follow on from Delta Diaries
Category: Chakotay/Paris Fanfiction | Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: Yes | Word Count: 1809 | Read: 1463

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Published: 03/04/06 | Last Updated: 03/04/06


Delta Diaries - One year on by Darksusie

Rating: NC-17 (Reviews - 0)
Summary: A follow on from Delta Diaries
Category: Chakotay/Paris Fanfiction | Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: Yes | Word Count: 2141 | Read: 1477

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Published: 02/04/06 | Last Updated: 02/04/06


Delta Diaries - The Early Years by Darksusie

Rating: NC-17 (Reviews - 1)
Summary: Summary: A member of the crew stumbles across something that should have been erased. Mainly C/P but with various pairings Warning: Completely tongue in cheek, earthy undertones and profane language
Category: Chakotay/Paris Fanfiction | Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 7 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: Yes | Word Count: 4391 | Read: 9162

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Published: 01/04/06 | Last Updated: 01/04/06


A Day at Penguin Beach by Deborah

Rating: PG-13 to R (Reviews - 0)
Summary: This is in response to The Tom Paris Dorm X-mas Challenge to include the following in a story: 1. maple syrup, 2. Vegemite, 3. Big Ben, 4. penguins, 5. Aladdin's lamp, 6. Stonehenge, 7. "Oh. My. God. It's an Egg!", 8. llama, 9. UFO, 10. Santa, 11. zombies, 12. "Get that...that THING away from me!"

It's my first Voyager fic. I just couldn't resist. I don't know what came over me. It's just a bit of fun, really.
Category: Chakotay/Paris Fanfiction | Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: Yes | Word Count: 1928 | Read: 1481

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Published: 03/12/05 | Last Updated: 03/12/05



Secret Passions by Mandy

Rating: PG (Reviews - 1)
Summary: Written for Genie's TPD 'lamp' challenge - The secret passions of Randolph Biddle, Joe Carey, Chell and Gowlat all become public at Talent Night. Tom Paris is reluctant to reveal his secret passions until one of them discovers the other.
Category: Chakotay/Paris Fanfiction | Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: Yes | Word Count: 6728 | Read: 2603

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Published: 14/11/05 | Last Updated: 14/11/05


The Talented Chief Medical Officer by genie

Rating: G (Reviews - 0)
Summary: Run for your lives... if not for your sanity!
Category: TOM PARIS Fanfiction Section | Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: Yes | Word Count: 261 | Read: 1855

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Published: 21/10/05 | Last Updated: 21/10/05


Titles! by genie

Rating: G (Reviews - 0)
Summary: Answer to the voyager_week LJ community challenge #38, use an ep title (or in my case, a dozen or so) in a fic. Hee. Self beta'd.
Category: TOM PARIS Fanfiction Section | Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: Yes | Word Count: 288 | Read: 1414

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Published: 21/10/05 | Last Updated: 21/10/05


Sex and the single girl (and boy) by Darksusie

Rating: R to NC-17 (Reviews - 0)
Summary: As I am going away for the weekend and I won't be posting First Officer and a Gentleman till next week, I'm posting this as an apology. Came about after Whoa Nellie commented that as all the good-looking men were into each other, what were the women doing. Mandy suggested an expansion on a short list I posted. This is it. Warning: English humour at its worst
Category: Chakotay/Paris Fanfiction | Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: Yes | Word Count: 2916 | Read: 1694

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Published: 20/10/05 | Last Updated: 20/10/05


The Big Opps by maxine

Rating: G (Reviews - 0)
Summary: Tom deals with the silence after making a declaration. In response to Voyager_week lj community word: silence.
Category: Chakotay/Paris Fanfiction | Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: Yes | Word Count: 356 | Read: 2328

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Published: 11/09/05 | Last Updated: 11/09/05


No Clue by maxine

Rating: G (Reviews - 0)
Summary: Chakotay blunders.
Category: Chakotay/Paris Fanfiction | Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: Yes | Word Count: 474 | Read: 2105

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Published: 11/09/05 | Last Updated: 11/09/05


Olympic Follies by maxine

Rating: R to NC-17 (Reviews - 0)
Summary: Warning: Well, there's sex, a strange position and illegal use of some gymnastic equipment.
Category: Chakotay/Paris Fanfiction | Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 (Table of Contents) Series: None
Completed: Yes | Word Count: 1678 | Read: 1830

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Published: 11/09/05 | Last Updated: 11/09/05